Showing posts with label castle. Show all posts
Showing posts with label castle. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 09, 2011

Movie Review -- Slither (2006)

Slither -- as if the world needed one more example of why Nathan Fillion is awesome...here it is!

As slap stick horror films go this one is in third place on my all time favorite list. No. 1 - Evil Dead, No. 2 - Shaun of the Dead, No. 3 - Slither.

Nathan Fillion stars as Bill Pardy, chief of police in a small town who soon has to deal with an alien invasion that is essentially turning the town folk into mindless zombies.

The fun starts when the sexually frustrated Grant Grant (played by Michael Rooker), after being shut down by his wife, goes for a walk with a townie who picked him up in the local bar. While stumbling home through the woods they come across a giant slimy egg/meteor. It would seem that from that point forward the least of his problems would be having two first names!

Grant Grant gets infected and becomes the fleshy epicenter of rest of the movie.

Like with most zombie comedies, of recent memory any way,  there's a romantic sub-plot. Seems that Chief Pardy has been carrying a torch for Grant Grant's wife Starla (played by Elizabeth Banks) for a long time. As the bugs slowly start to turn Grant and other town's folk into mindless zombies, or worse in some cases. Pardy teams up with his deputies, a local girl who was able to escape being turned and the foul mouthed town Mayor Jack McReady (Gregg Henry).

McReady's expletive laced out bursts paired with Pardy's spot on dead pan make for some comic gold. Thrown in a rant on no Mr. Pibb  in the middle of an alien take over. An attack by a zombie deer. And more disgusting slug like aliens than you can throw a hand grenade at and you have the makings of a classic.

Fillion has always been a favorite of mine. From his days on Two Guys, a Girl & a Pizza Place (a show so old that I forgot he was on it!) to Caleb the secondary big bad of season 7 of Buffy, the short lived Firefly and now as the title character on ABC's hit show Castle. Fillion brings a sense of humor and charm to each and every role that makes you care...no matter how silly the role.

If an alien/zombie/comedy/romance/action/horror film plays to your taste...you need to watch this film.

Saturday, January 15, 2011

Rise of the iMachines

Apple is taking over the world!! I don't think that this is news to anyone who follows the tech world.

iPad, iPod, iPhone, iMac, about a million variations on each. iTunes was , and to many still is, the gold standard of online media stores.

Which leads me to wonder where it will stop? When will Apple jump into the arena of food? Footwear can't be far off. They already have a partnership with Nike for those crazy runners out there. Hell you can buy jackets that not only has pockets to put your "i" related product...if it plays music the jacket can be you speakers!

The next logical step will be to go with an implant a la Futurama's "Eye-Phone" spoof.

Personally I think the next step is here in a more subtle way...iTunes DJ....it is simple mind control-- mood altering, outlook changing, mood killing...MIND CONTROL.

The brilliant thing is that it doesn't try to control you every time you use it. It's brilliant like that. I woke up today with my iTunes on and the DJ function playing. While I was drifting in and out of consciousness I was remembering two strange dreams I had (not sure if either is related to the tunes).

The first was I was watching an episode of Castle and all the characters had on t-shirts that I had purchased from TeeFury the other was that when I woke up everyone I knew on Facebook had changed their status to both Married and Pregnant. EVERYONE men and women!! I'll let that sink in.....I know right!!

First dream probably not related to music...second? Maybe. So, what was the tune list? Not sure what was on while I was sleeping but here are the next 15 songs that were in the Queue:

Almost Lover -- A Fine Frenzy
Mandy -- Barry Manilow
Love for Sale -- Harry Connick Jr.
Hold her Close -- Blessid Union of Souls
Grace -- Jeff Buckley
Girlfriend in a Coma -- The Smiths
$1000 Wedding -- Gram Parsons
I Trust You to kill me -- Rocco Deluca & the Burden
Don't Look Back in Anger -- Oasis
Kiss With a Fist -- Florence & The machine
Fuck You -- Cee Lo
Melt Your Heart -- Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins
Real Bad News -- Aimee Mann
Unanswered Prayers -- Garth Brooks
Sentimental Heart -- She & Him

All great songs...but they alternate between generally depressing, emotionally depressing, lost love depressing, tragic depressing....I should just make a permanent play list and title it DEPRESSING. I also love how "I trust you to kill me" is placed directly in the middle of the list.

I understand that genius play lists are set up via similar song types, artists, melodic components, etc. But, the DJ button is supposed to be a true Random mix. Seems like there is something sinister at work here.

To quote the great Denis Leary, "Does that mean I sue Dan Fogelberg for turning me into  a pussy in the mid 70's?"  Maybe I should take his approach and try to sue Apple for the bad mood I'm in from time to time. It's just a thought...and I never said it was a good one!

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Top 5's

From time to time I may pop in a quick top 5 list for the day. Never really a rhyme or reason to this...but I was looking at some old posts and thought I would give it a go again. so here we go (each top five in no set order)

Top 5 Songs:
1. Rise up with Fists -- Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins
2. Forget you -- Glee version of Fuck you by Cee Lo
3. Jeepster --- T.Rex
4. Taylor -- Jack Johnson
5. $1000 Wedding -- Gram Parsons

Top 5 Cd's of the Moment:
1. Rilo Kiley -- More Adventurous 
2. Neko Case -- Middle Cyclone
3. Jack Johnson -- Live at the Gorge (not technically a cd...but I'll allow it!)
4. T.Rex -- Live at the Rainbow Room
5. The Streets -- A grand don't come for free

Top 5 recent movies watched (not necessarily new movies)
1. Tron: Legacy
2. True Grit
3. Resident Evil: Afterlife
4. Toy Story 3
5. Army of Darkness

Top 5 TV Shows Current
1. Fringe
2. Primeval
3. Dr. Who
4. Castle
5. Human Target

Top 5 TV shows I'm looking forward to
1. Torchowood: Miracle Day (number 1 by a long shot)
2. Game of Thornes
3. Mr. Sunshine
4. Terra Nova
5. Chicago Code

Top 5 TV shows I miss
1. Adventures of Brisco County Jr
2. Robin Hood
3. Black Books
4. Coupling
5. MI-5 (still haven't heard if there is going to be another series)

Top 5 most visited websites
3. Flickr.
4. espn