I'm pretty sure that if the zombie Apocalypse hits tomorrow I would have a better than average chance of survival based on my knowledge of the subject over my physical conditioning. But, if you are uninformed on the subject I will leave you with an abbreviated list of important things to know. (Stolen with love from Zombieland)
1. Cardio -- running is your friend, as long as the zombies are walkers!
2. Double Tap -- Better to be Safe than Sorry!
3. Beware of bathrooms -- Nothing like getting bit while taking a crap.
4. Wear seat belts -- applies to non-zombie apocalypse situations
5. Swiss Army Knife -- It's not just for MacGyver anymore
6. Don't be a hero -- well...unless you really have to (Example: she's really hot!)
7. Limber up -- Nothing sucks more than pulling a hammy and getting eaten!
8. Get a Kickass partner -- safety in numbers bro...safety in numbers
9.Check your back seat -- same goes for leaving the strip club...
10. Avoid strip clubs -- watch Zombie Strippers to find out why
11. Enjoy the Small things -- When the apocalypse comes this will be important to keep your sanity.
12. Hygiene -- Again a good rule to follow in all situations...but the smellier you are the easier you are to find.
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Saturday, April 02, 2011
Wednesday, January 19, 2011
My Top Ten Drama Films
I've been thinking more and more about this over the last few days...
I'm gonna keep the theme rolling on with a look at my
favorite dramas. Again in no set order.
1. City by the Sea (2002)
2. Silence of the Lambs (1991)
3. Of Mice and Men (1992)
4. Inception (2010)
5. Contact (1997)
6. Untouchables (1987)
7. Ninth Gate (1999)
8. Candy (2006)
9. A Clockwork Orange (1971)
10. 12 Angry Men (1957)
Monday, January 17, 2011
My Top Ten Action Films
Time to kill...lets look at my personal favorites in the world of Action films.
1. Boondock Saints (1999)
2. Die Hard (1988)
3. True Lies (1994)
4. Under Siege (1992)
5. The Patriot (2001) -- Mel not Steven
6. F/X (1986)
7. The Expendables (2010)
8. Rambo: First Blood (1982)
9. The Saint (1997)
10. Guns of Navarone (1961)
My Top Ten Comedies
Writing a review of Galaxy Quest got me thinking about my favorite Comedies...they are (in no specific order)
1. Monty Pyton and The Holy Grail (1975)
2. Galaxy Quest (1999)
3. Stripes (1981)
4. Evolution (2001)
5. A League of their Own (1992)
6. Tommy Boy (1995)
7. Blazing Saddles (1974)
8. Roman Holiday (1953)
9. The Jerk (1979)
10. Top Secret (1984)
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