I'm not sure if the word Crap does this trailer justice!
Saturday, April 05, 2008
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Mad World...
Found this story as a link on CNN.com.
The quick overview is that a bunch of 3rd graders got pissed at their teacher...and brought a knife, duct tape, handcuffs, and a heavy crystal paperweight to school to "hurt" the teacher.
But, it seems that some parents think it was more than likely they wanted to kill the teacher!
WTF?! Seriously...WTF?!
Both my parents are teachers and I always thought that if one of them was going to be attacked at school it would be my father the High School English Teacher...I didn't even think that my Mom, Third Grade Teacher, would even have to worry about shit like this.
As licensed mental health counselor Audrey Dearborn said in the article, "Before you would see these types of behavior in high school. Now, we've skipped the middle school and gone right to the third grade"
I want to be honest, that scares the hell out of me. Thank god I don't have any kids!
The quick overview is that a bunch of 3rd graders got pissed at their teacher...and brought a knife, duct tape, handcuffs, and a heavy crystal paperweight to school to "hurt" the teacher.
But, it seems that some parents think it was more than likely they wanted to kill the teacher!
WTF?! Seriously...WTF?!
Both my parents are teachers and I always thought that if one of them was going to be attacked at school it would be my father the High School English Teacher...I didn't even think that my Mom, Third Grade Teacher, would even have to worry about shit like this.
As licensed mental health counselor Audrey Dearborn said in the article, "Before you would see these types of behavior in high school. Now, we've skipped the middle school and gone right to the third grade"
I want to be honest, that scares the hell out of me. Thank god I don't have any kids!
Monday, March 31, 2008
Sunday, March 30, 2008
Almost There!!!
Almost time to sit back relax and watch the Cubs...and anything else that may catch your eye at the game!
As of this exact minute...T-Minus 14 hrs 15min and counting....
WooT!
Friday, March 28, 2008
D-Bag of the Week...Pt. 2
Allen Beckett...your time as D-Bag of the week is over. It's been a good run (of a day) but sadly a recount was held and you lost.
You will get to keep your (non-existant) award and a * will appear by your name on the list of past winners...but the official title will pass to another.
For the first time we have a repeat winner!!!
You will get to keep your (non-existant) award and a * will appear by your name on the list of past winners...but the official title will pass to another.
For the first time we have a repeat winner!!!
I am excited to announce that, for the second week in a row, Kory McFarren is my Douche Bag of the week.
Apparently Kory felt the need to revisit some of his new friends in law enforcement. Not having the time to let another woman have her ass grow around a toilet seat Kory decided to jump right to lewd and lascivious behavior.
The Associated Press is reporting that McFarren, "allegedly exposed himself to a neighbor's teenage daughter and her friends."
Congrats on picking up the Silver Douche award...one more and you get to have the award cast in Gold!
Apparently Kory felt the need to revisit some of his new friends in law enforcement. Not having the time to let another woman have her ass grow around a toilet seat Kory decided to jump right to lewd and lascivious behavior.
The Associated Press is reporting that McFarren, "allegedly exposed himself to a neighbor's teenage daughter and her friends."
Congrats on picking up the Silver Douche award...one more and you get to have the award cast in Gold!
Thursday, March 27, 2008
D-Bag of the Week!
This week I only had to read a few articles before I came across a guy who I felt was worthy of taking home the grand prize.
Never before have I even considered a member of any church for this award. But, times they are a changing.
Now before you think you know who I am talking about....you probably don't.
As a guy it should be painfully obvious why Allen Beckett, Church Deacon, from Oklahoma City picked up the award....HERE
I realize that he is a Church Deacon..but at some point in his 53 years on this Earth someone must have told him that there are things you just don't do during a fight...FOR ANY REASON!
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Fun Stuff...
Nothing Earth shattering here...just surfing the world of news at 3am and came across this story.
Seems the Federal Government of THE United States of America may finally be one step closer to finding D.B. Cooper.
For those of you who don't know...D.B. Pissed off Uncle Sam when, way back in 1971, he was able to jump out of a plane with $200,000.
Seems the FBI has been hounding his possibly dead/possibly alive ass for the last 37 years....tax money hard at work!
Monday, March 24, 2008
Less than a week!
The official start of the baseball season may actually be in just under 12 hours with the Oakland and Boston game in Japan...
But, the real start to the season is in just over a week when the Cubs take on the Brewers in Chicago (1:20 central)
Go Cubbies!!!
Friday, March 21, 2008
Video Games and Cartoons...
While I have been thinking G.I. Joe for most of the afternoon...I almost forgot about another movie that I am looking forward to...METAL GEAR SOLID: The MOVIE!
I still remember cutting class back in College to stand in line at Best Buy to buy my copy of Metal Gear Solid for the ps2! Ah, those were the days.
Looks like according to MGSMOVIECHRONICLE the directing honors may be heading the way of Kurt Wimmer who directed Equalibrium.
Only time will tell how badass this movie will be...but if it can surpass some of the fan films on YouTube look out.....
I still remember cutting class back in College to stand in line at Best Buy to buy my copy of Metal Gear Solid for the ps2! Ah, those were the days.
Looks like according to MGSMOVIECHRONICLE the directing honors may be heading the way of Kurt Wimmer who directed Equalibrium.
Only time will tell how badass this movie will be...but if it can surpass some of the fan films on YouTube look out.....
BAMF!!
Now that my NCAA brackets are totally Fracked up I have turned my attention to more pressing matters...like the continuing cycle of reliving my youth.
First it was Transformers now it's G.I. Joe....
Coming to a theatre near you, August 7th 2009!
First up...costume shot for Snake Eyes...BAMF!!
If this movie is even half as cool as this photo I think I will be in heaven. As of now most of the cast is in place and there are some choices that I love!
First and foremost is my favorite villian in the COBRA corps.....DESTRO. Welcome Christopher Eccelston (Dr.WHO) I can't express how much I love this casting! Eccelston I think can bring the chops and the sarcastic wit to a dark character!
For a full list, and a discussion board to boot check this out.
My only problem at this point is that there is no actor...or character for that matter...listed for Shipwreck! The greatest of all comic relief characters in the G.I. Joe Universe!
Can't wait for this one to hit the Cinema....too bad the wait is over a year!!
D-Bag of the Week
Well, after much consideration we finally have a winner for this weeks D-Bag award. And the winner is.....
Kory McFarren, age 37, of Ness City, Kansas!!
Not sure if you have heard of Kory and his douche worthy deed (other than spelling his name with a K)? Well, I would venture to guess that not only have you heard his story...but you have probably already called him a giant D-Bag!
Seems Kory is the loving boyfriend of the woman who sat on the toilet so long that he skin actually grew AROUND THE TOILET SEAT!!
Did Kory think of getting help? NO....He just brought her food!
On top of this award, Kory has also been charged with mistreatment of a dependent adult.
Way to go Kory!!
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Almost forgot....
In case you don't want your boss (or spouse) knowing you visited the Girls Gone Wild website they have the best tag I have ever seen.
"Ashley rode the GGW Bus long before she rode the former Gov. of New York."
Classic!
"Ashley rode the GGW Bus long before she rode the former Gov. of New York."
Classic!
Spitzer's Girl "Gone Wild"
Hard to believe that there was even a chance that "Girls Gone Wild" in the miles of tape they had shot would have someone as famous as Ashley Dupre on tape.
Having a hard time putting a face to the name (look below)? This post's title not enough of a hint for you? Well follow the link to the girls gone wild website...of head over to the tamer, more work safe TMZ website.
The part I find funny is that Joe Francis was offering her $1,000,000.00 to show up and just be a 'host"....until a staffer asked if anyone had checked to see if they already had her on tape!
If I was that staffer....and God I wish I was...I would be thinking that a nice Easter bonus should be instore. I would be all, "Joe...I just saved you a MILLION dollars...how about a little extra scratch in the paycheck this month?" I wouldn't be asking for much...$50,000.00 is a nice round number and the company still comes out $950,000.00 ahead!
But, that's just me.
Monday, March 17, 2008
Give the Man a Donut (ring)
So, while it's not as bad as Felix Pie and his Twisted Testical....Kaz Matsui's injury reads a lot worse...
The Houston Chronicle reports that Kaz Matsui underwent surgery Monday to repair an anal fissure, and he's expected to open the season on the 15-day disabled list.
Thanks to Wikipedia: An anal fissure is an unnatural crack or tear in the anus skin. As a fissure, these tiny tears may show as bright red rectal bleeding and cause severe periodic pain after defecation. The tear usually extends from the anal opening and located posteriorly in the midline. This location is probably because of the relatively unsupported nature of the anal wall in that location.
So...Pie has his testicle sewn to the inner lining of his scrotum and he is going to miss five days. But, an "anal fissure" is two weeks! Now that I look back at the Wiki entry...gotta say...I still think I would rather have Testicular Torsion...
Sorry Man!
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