Thursday, January 31, 2008

Super Bowl Predictions

<---Peter Griffin of Family Guy fame represents Eli "The Other" Manning

OK...here are my Super Bowl Predictions...
1) Patriots Win (shocking)
2) Wes Welker scores the first TD for the Pats
3) The Giants will lead the game at the Half by 3pts
4) While the Pats will win...the Giants will cover the 12 1/2 point spread.
5) Randy Moss will set a Super Bowl record... just not that sure which one!!
So it is written....so it shall be done!

Next Great Thing?

What will the internet come up with next? First there was YouTube, video on demand...now I have been directed to a site that will allow you to search out pretty much any song and stream it to your computer!



The wonderful world of internet music has just gotten a little simpler.

All you have to do is input a song or artist into their handy dandy little search engine and the magic elves at SeeqPod go find the music and bring it back to your loving arms!

Mmmm Warm...

With another cold snap on the way...stop by Gizmodo and check out what the Japanese have come up with now!!! So simple...but so nice!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

D-Bag of the week....


I was going to call this the Nancy Grace Award...named after THE most annoying person on TV... but decided that by doing so I would probably have to preclude her from winning the award from time to time....so D-Bag of the Week it is...

This weeks winner? This guy!

Monday, January 28, 2008

Icebreaker (Drug) Pacs?

Hershey's is now in full damage control mode after announcing that they will no longer be producing their "Pacs" line of breath fresheners.

The main concern with the product is the fact that it resembles "nickel" bags of meth.

Now I was sceptic about how much a candy breath freshener could look like street drugs! Until I found the candy on the shelf of my local gas station....
At first glance there seems to be no problems with the packaging.

Really the only problem I saw with picking up this item is the fact that I had to shell out $2.49 for 18 "pacs"

So I tore into the outer wrapper and got to the source of the complaints.

Now I am not a "drug guy" I haven't really had a wide exposure to that type of culture. I know people who use, but they know that I don't and so the subject never really comes up when I am around....but you don't have to be a rocket scientist to see why parents and law enforcement officials are up in arms!!!

I am not the brightest bulb in the pac....but that does look a whole hell of a lot like a nickel back of funk...err...drugs.

I now understand the problems that could arise from this product being widely available...BUT....

If your main argument is that a child could ingest a bag of meth or some other drug thinking that it is one of these Icebeaker "Pacs"......there are bigger problems going on in THAT house then mistaking drugs for candy...like the fact that there are drugs around!!

According
to the article linked at the top of this blog... Hershey's is going to see through the product they have produced...then that's all she wrote!

The real sad thing is that this is really a good product! The cool mint is great and the Orange flavor is better than average!

Review: RAMBO

So it was a very eventful weekend, movie wise, for me…I finally broke out of my shell and went to TWO count them two movies.

Not that it really counts since the first movie I took in was a second viewing of Cloverfield ….which only got better the second time around. I didn’t even really mind all the set up work. But, that’s not the movie I was really excited about seeing this weekend I was looking forward to a little Opus known as RAMBO (Rambo #4 for those scoring at home).

Going into the movie here were the areas of concern for me:
1) It was starring Sylvester Stallone
2) it was written by Sylvester Stallone
3) it was produced by Sylvester Stallone
4) it was directed by Sylvester Stallone
5) SYLVESTER STALLONE IS 61 YEARS OLD

But, I am a twenty something male who owns and loves the other three movies so it was really a given that I would show up to the theatre for this one too. Plus, it has one of my favorite actresses in the form of Julie Benz (Old school Angel Alum, and current Dexter hottie).

Stallone has said in interviews that the violence in this movie is ramped up to bring attention to the plight of people in Burma….since day in and day out these are the situation that they have to actually deal with!

As for said violence...Carrie Rickey of the Philadelphia Enquirer referred to it as “a slab of action Porn”. Not really sure what that means? Maybe it has something to do with the fact that we all love it but hate to have other people know we love it!! Or, I could be way off base.

From an acting perspective….Stallone knows his range and stays there…and for a character who really has no true emotions left…it works well. I was actually pleasantly surprised to see a senior citizen move as well as he did in his return to the role. I was also happy to see that when the final climactic battle gets underway….Rambo shows his age a little…enough said.

I also thought that Julie Benz played the damsel in distress roll well. She was the obvious moral compass of the movie. I would have loved more screen time for her. I thought that maybe she would get John Rambo to open up a little bit…could have been interesting.

But, overall I would say that if you are looking for a good action movie (and Stallone still knows action) with a ton of shooting, killing, exploding heads (thought I was watching a George Romero zombie flick there for a second!) this movie is the guilty pleasure you have been waiting for.

No motion sickness issues like with Cloverfield, no indepth emotional storyline to worry about…no distracting best acting award winners to make you think…just John Rambo, a bow and arrow, some guns and a lot of pissed off Burmese soldiers!!

Friday, January 25, 2008

In fairness of equal time...

Wondering who you should endorse in the next Presidential election?

Take a cue from Chuck Norris....

Found this picture on the LA Times website.

Let's face it, if the world's greatest human is all about the Huck why aren't you?

Only thing more unstoppable than Mike Huckabee with the support of Chuck Norris?

CHUCK -N- HUCK '08

Think about it? Chuck Norris' beard is actually third in the line of succession to the Office of President....check the Constitution.

On a side note....he Mustache is second in line for the Throne of England......

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

The question is....

I have always found it strange the way the universe seems to work. Here we are almost 24 hours after learning the news of the passing of Heath Ledger and tons of questions still abound.

In this age of digital media we get reports non-stop: He was at Mary-Kate Olsen's place, pills were "Strewn" around the apartment, CNN is reporting no illegal drugs, but other sites are hinting at drug use.... but that's not really where my question lies.

Why is it that we always seem to lose guys/girls who are, by all accounts, great people with few or no problems....

But These two are still around! Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse -- WTF? Seriously? What the

ever loving FUCK?






While I won't deny that both are talented....why have then not died yet? It's kinda like looking back on guys like Keith Richards.

The amount of drugs that Keith has been reported to have done over the years is mind blowing! Granted I am happy to say that Keith has found some redeeming social worth over the years. A goal that I don't see either Pete or Amy getting to accomplish.

The list is long on artists who died in their prime....Hendrix, Joplin, Belushi, Gram Parsons, Chris Farley. Looking back on it though it's not really a big surprise that drugs contributed to their demise.


Maybe what is so shocking about Heath Ledger is that he wasn't your usual Hollywood party boy....at least not in the general public's view. While Lindsay Lohan is getting busted for , possession and DUI, Nicole Richie-Paris Hilton-Kiefer Sutherland-Michelle Rodriguez-Nick Nolte-Mel Gibson and countless other celebrities are also in the DUI/drug boat....Ledger was never one who had the public persona of a "troubled" star.

In the end we have to wait to find out the FACTS of the case for Heath Ledger. If hard drugs did play a part then there will undoubtedly be those who will say, "well of course they did...he was a Movie Star!"

While he was a movie star, he was also human. This fact can't be lost. As it has been stated many times over the last 24hours, by many people, he was someones son, brother, friend....and Father.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

R.I.P Heath Ledger


The New York Times online, CNN News, and other outlets have confirmed that 28 year old actor Heath Ledger has been found dead in one of his Manhattan residences.

Ledger, star of a Knight's Tale, the critically acclaimed Brokeback Mountain, just finished shooting the upcoming Batman sequel: The Dark Knight.




REVIEW: Cloverfield

Cloverfield the new monster movie that took the weekend box office by storm (a reported $41 Million) is a fun movie...pay no attention to what my father thinks!

I hit up the movie theatre this weekend for a long overdue movie night. Not a lot out there that I wanted to see! But, low and behold, what has a 01-18-08 release date (happy birthday to me) CLOVERFIELD.

As I said a few weeks ago, for a movie with little, or no, traditional advertising....I was looking forward to this movie. Now...if you haven't seen the movie yet you may want to stop reading now.

SPOILER ALERT!!! SORT OF!!

Let me start off by saying that I truly enjoyed this movie. But!.....I know a lot of people will not agree with me. First off the camera "work" is a little hard to watch at times.
The man on the street approach is a very convincing style choice here. I think that it even works better than it did back in 1999 with The Blair Witch Project. But, like that movie Cloverfield does have a few short comings.

With the handheld home movie look you get a lot of times that the screen is unwatchable, especially if you have motion sickness issues. But, for the most part the feel of the movie is dead on.

What I really enjoyed was the point of view take this movie gives you. In the past "monster" movies were all about a battle between the unstoppable monster and the main characters....this time you get the view of the everyman just trying to get out of the monsters way...and stay alive in the process. Because of this fact we really only get a few really good look at the main monster itself. (don't want to give away too much!) This movie does a good job of showing the chaos at ground level for the average Joe!

The cast is made of up "mostly unknown" talent. But, if you have been watching a little TV over the last year or so you will recognize a few faces: Lizzy Caplan (from "The Class"), Michael Stahl-David (Black Donnellys), and Jessica Lucas (four episodes of CSI from this year) are the most recognizable faces in the cast and they all do an outstanding job.

A major distinction between Cloverfield and Blair Witch is that Cloverfield was scripted. Some of the dialogue is hokey...but when is a movie totally believable? Some of the best line in the movie come from T.J Miller (Hud, A.K.A. the Cameraman) While you really have to be paying attention to the dialogue rather than to the action....he has some killer lines.

My only true knock on the movie itself is that it spends too much time setting up the quasi-documentary feel. We get about twenty-minutes of setup footage of the going away party before the monster attack begins, and this is 20 minutes out of the total 88 minutes of the movie. I understand the overall reason for those 20 minutes...but I also don't need to get the full run down to get "emotionally attached" to the characters. The whole set up could have been done in 10 minutes and not lost it's effect.

All in all I would say that, while it won't win any awards, it is well worth seeing. If you were not all that impressed by Blair Witch...you may want to sit this one out. The same goes for those people who suffer from motion sickness...

On a final note...stick around, not a big deal..but you may want to just for fun....also, if you are going to see the movie for the first time....or a second time for that matter! Pay attention to the Coney Island Footage near the end of the movie! If you don't have the patience, or money, to go back to the movie....check this out...it's audio from the very end of the credits. If you listen to the audio in the theatre it is supposed to sound like "help us" but if you play it backwards you get....well listen to it for yourself.

Friday, January 18, 2008

AD #10 (with Bonus Features!)

I was going to try to find the best ad possible....but I decided to go with a fracking ton...

What is it that every man knows? Beer and ............MAN LAWS!!!

AD #9

I don't have a clue why it is that I find Peyton Manning so damn funny, but I do!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Ad #6

While I am in a "Sports" mood I thought I would throw this gem out again.... this is the Long form, UN-EDITED, version of one of the best ad campaigns of all time...every Super Bowl I hope for a new spot from:

TERRY TATE: OFFICE LINEBACKER

Ad #5

Had to do a tribute to Sports Center...the originator of Funny...

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Ad #4

I wonder why it is that Condom Ads are the best out there!? Maybe they make them funny so you don't notice the fact that they are only like 98% effective. Or as Ross from Friends once said...."But, I used a condom....they have to work, their ONLY job is to work!"

Ad #3

Possibly the Best Condom ad EVER....

Monday, January 14, 2008