Final Zombie Week Thoughts....

I'm pretty sure that if the zombie Apocalypse hits tomorrow I would have a better than average chance of survival based on my knowledge of the subject over my physical conditioning. But, if you are uninformed on the subject I will leave you with an abbreviated list of important things to know. (Stolen with love from Zombieland)

1. Cardio -- running is your friend, as long as the zombies are walkers!
2. Double Tap -- Better to be Safe than Sorry!
3. Beware of bathrooms -- Nothing like getting bit while taking a crap.
4. Wear seat belts -- applies to non-zombie apocalypse situations
5. Swiss Army Knife -- It's not just for MacGyver anymore
6. Don't be a hero -- well...unless you really have to (Example: she's really hot!)
7. Limber up -- Nothing sucks more than pulling a hammy and getting eaten!
8. Get a Kickass partner -- safety in numbers bro...safety in numbers
9.Check your back seat -- same goes for leaving the strip club...
10. Avoid strip clubs -- watch Zombie Strippers to find out why
11. Enjoy the Small things -- When the apocalypse comes this will be important to keep your sanity.
12. Hygiene -- Again a good rule to follow in all situations...but the smellier you are the easier you are to find.